violent-choices:

I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life

prokopetz:

Little-known downsides of immortality:

• Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost
  
• Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years
• Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct
• Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played
  
• Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it
• Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift
  

yeezuss:

reblog with the age you turn in 2017

saintophelia:

life goal: taking a bath with someone i’m in love with. they help me wash my hair, and get soap on that part of my back i can’t reach. we snuggle in cozy blankets the rest of the evening